We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Bart Vine, who met his untimely demise on May 22, 2025. Born on April 6, 2025, in Adelaide CBD, South Australia, Bart lived a life full of laughter and questionable hobbies.

Despite his mysterious parentage, Bart was loved by many, especially his mother, Rebecca. He had no children of his own, but he did have a unique passion for pregnancy tests. Bart could often be found lurking in the aisles of the local pharmacy, examining various brands and models with great enthusiasm.

Unfortunately, Bart's love of pregnancy tests ultimately led to his downfall. The cause of death? A bloody aftermath, quite literally. Rest in peace, Bart, may you forever be surrounded by clear blue lines and false positives in the afterlife.