On May 24, 2024, the world lost nothing of value in the form of Aidan Mayo of Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Born on May 6, 2004, Aidan lived a life that was fucking dumb and full of Homestuck references

Throughout his years, Aidan was known for his annoying ass talk about Homestuck. THE MAN WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOMESTUCK. He had a way of annoying people in with his autism. Aidan Mango marched to the beat of his own drum, never conforming to societal norms or expectations.

Despite his larger-than-life personality, Aidan remained a solitary figure, with no life, no children or partner to call his own. He lived life on his own terms. In Canada

Tragically, on that fateful day in May, Aidan's life came to an end due to the cause of death of being a cunt. While the circumstances surrounding his passing remain shrouded in mystery, one thing is certain – He was a bitch. And the world will be pretty much the same without him.

May Aidan Macaroni be remembered for his... refusal to be anything other than normal. Rest in peace, Aidan Mozzarella, may you find the peace in death that you never found in life.