It is with heavy hearts and a twinge of relief that we announce the passing of Bernice Almetta, the 80s icon on June 16, 1943. She bid her final adieu on November 6, 2023, leaving behind a legacy of laughter, questionable fashion choices, and a quirky sense of humor that could brighten even the gloomiest of days.
Born and raised in the vibrant town of Tallahassee, Florida, Bernice had a rebellious spirit that set her apart from the very beginning. From her first day of school, she made it her mission to challenge the status quo, believing it was her constitutional right to wear mismatched socks and bedazzled jumpsuits to formal events.
Bernice's unparalleled enthusiasm for life and love for food were evident to anyone who crossed her path. She dedicated endless hours to her greatest passion – perfecting the art of devouring tacos while simultaneously dancing the Charleston. No gathering was ever complete without a salsa-dancing taco fiesta, where Bernice showcased her moves and left everyone breathless, both from laughter and attempted coordination.
In the 80s, Bernice's fashion statements reached legendary status in her Tallahassee neighborhood. Each week, she'd grace the streets with a new ensemble that could only be described as flamboyantly fabulous. The arrival of parachute pants, neon leg warmers, and oversized shoulder pads can all be attributed to our beloved Bernice, who unwittingly inspired generations of fashion faux pas.
Bernice's thirst for adventure was limitless. At the tender age of 60, she embarked on a spontaneous skydiving adventure to prove that age is just a number. The memory of her ecstatic shrieks as she descended towards the earth in a pink polka dot parachute will forever be etched in our minds.
In her final years, Bernice discovered the joy of social media and quickly became an internet sensation. Her viral videos of attempting to escape automatic doors or dousing herself in glitter while chasing pigeons left millions in stitches. Bernice's legacy will undoubtedly live on as the world continues to share and cherish these hilarious candid moments.
In lieu of flowers, Bernice requested that her loved ones honor her memory by embracing their quirks and living life to the fullest, just as she did.
Farewell, dear Bernice – your infectious laughter and unrivaled spirit will forever dance in our hearts. May you continue spreading joy wherever you are, with a touch of fashion flair that only you could pull off.
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