Broccoli Dog

Date of Birth: 01/01/1920

Date of Death: 11/17/2024

Location: Rome, Lazio, Italy

Parents: Brendan and Donnie

Spouse: AsparaCat

Marriage Year: .5

Children: Broccoli Dog Jr. and Broccolette Doge

Occupation: NFL employee (retired in 1988)

Military Service: Navy Sergeant

Cause of Death: Being too awesome (suicide)

Broccoli Dog, beloved husband, father, and dedicated servant to his country, passed away on November 17, 2024, in Rome, Italy. Born on January 1, 1920, to Brendan and Donnie, Broccoli Dog led a life filled with love, laughter, and unforgettable memories.

Broccoli Dog dedicated many years of his life to working for the NFL, eventually retiring in 1988. His service in the Navy as a Sergeant exemplified his unwavering commitment to his country and fellow servicemen.

Broccoli Dog is survived by his loving spouse, AsparaCat, and their two children, Broccoli Dog Jr. and Broccolette Doge. His legacy of strength, kindness, and humor will live on in the hearts of all who knew him.

Broccoli Dog will be deeply missed by his family, friends, and colleagues. May he rest in peace, knowing that his incredible spirit will never be forgotten.