We are gathered here today to remember the life and antics of the one and only Carmella Corbin, who lived a life filled with laughter, love, and plenty of chicken.

Born on January 25, 2010, in Saint Louis, Missouri, Carmella lived a full and vibrant life until her untimely demise on February 1, 2025, at the hands of the dreaded Damn Flu.

Carmella was known for her infectious smile, her love of talking to friends for hours on end, and her insatiable appetite for chicken. She could always be found with a bucket of fried chicken in one hand and a phone in the other, catching up with her nearest and dearest.

Despite her love for chicken, Carmella also had a soft spot for her one and only child, Beetle Juice, who was recently seen causing mischief at Hazelwood Central High School.

Though Carmella may no longer be with us, her memory will live on in the hearts of all who knew her. Rest in peace, Carmella, and may you forever be surrounded by plentiful buckets of chicken.