Cortny Cain, a beloved spouse and father of many, passed away on February 2, 2026, at the young age of 30. Born on February 2, 1996, Cortny brought sass to those around him with his sexy ass. His presence will be kind of missed by all who knew him.

Cortny is survived by his loving wife, Nova, and his feline companion, Courtney Sexton. He is preceded in death by Samuel L. Jackson, whose memory remains dear to all who knew him.

A talented individual, Cortny was known for their contributions to MurNerds and Company, where his passion for building materials shone brightly. Cortny also had a passion for music, where he would be doing something with a marimba.

His sassy demeanor and quick wit left a sour, yet endearing mark on those who had the pleasure of knowing him.

A celebration of Cortny’s life will be held on January 31, 2026, at Belle’s at 7 PM. Friends and family are invited to join together in honoring the memory of this remarkably average individual.