Here lies Garret Mudge, who entered this world on February 27, 2000, and made his exit on July 24, 2025, in Hebron, Maryland.

During his time on Earth, Garret was a Jr Elevator Mechanic, tirelessly working to elevate people to new heights (pun intended). When he wasn't tinkering with elevators, he enjoyed indulging in his hobbies of drinking and... well, let's just say he had a thing for large women.

Garret leaves behind four children, whose names shall not be mentioned (for legal reasons). They will remember him as the fun-loving father who never failed to make them laugh with his quirky sense of humor.

Despite his jovial nature, Garret tragically succumbed to the dark depths of despair and took his own life. While his passing may be somber, let us not forget the laughter and joy he brought into the world during his time here. Rest in peace, Garret, you will be missed.