Dear Family and Friends,

I want you to know that I have moved. I received a call from god, the chief architec, who informed me that my new home was ready and that I could move in immediately. I just didn’t have time to give you all notice before my departure. My new home is such a beautiful sight. It is located behind a shiny gold gate, just off of the serene celestial shore. Of course, the streets are paved in gold. And, everyday is Sunday here, so I’ve been told. There is peace, joy, and happiness here with no more pain and suffering. No strife, nor discontent, there is only sweet serenity.