In Loving Memory of Hyades Ops

Date of Birth: January 31, 1997

Date of Departure: August 8, 2023

Location: Baghdad, Baghdad, Iraq

It is with great sadness and a pinch of hilarity that we announce the passing of our beloved Hyades Ops, a master of mischief and the Sultan of Silliness. Born on a day when laughter was in the air and joy overflowed, he lived a life that echoed with laughter and pranks.

Hyades had an uncanny talent for finding humor in the most mundane situations. Whether it was a misplaced banana peel or a well-timed water balloon, no one could escape his infectious laughter. He had a way of turning any frown upside down and making even the grumpiest of grumps crack a smile.

Many around town knew him by his comically mismatched socks, which he proudly wore to show that life is too short to be boring. He had an unmatched ability to brighten any room, mesmerizing people with his contagious energy and infectious jokes. To say he always had a witty one-liner up his sleeve would be an understatement. In fact, one would often wonder if he had a secret comedy writer on standby.

If laughter was the best medicine, then Hyades was a walking pharmacy, ready to dish out an infinite supply of giggles. His comedic repertoire ranged from classic slapstick to puns only his twisted mind could concoct. The jokes flew faster than a seagull after a French fry, leaving everyone in a state of perpetual amusement and total confusion.

Hyades had a mischievous streak that would rival even the most infamous tricksters in history. His pranks were legendary, earning him titles like "The Phantom Pie-er", "The Sneaky Slapstickster", and "The Sultan of Shenanigans." Every unsuspecting friend or family member became a potential target, resulting in endless laughs and minor chaos.

Although we mourn his loss, we choose to celebrate Hyades' life, filled with laughter and unforgettable moments. His legacy will forever echo through the sound of hearty chuckles and uncontrollable giggles. He had the unique ability to remind us that life should be cherished, enjoyed, and never taken too seriously.

As we bid farewell to this one-of-a-kind jester, let us remember him in ridiculous outfits, rolling on the floor in laughter, and leaving the world a funnier place. Rest in peace, dear Hyades Ops. May your hilarity grace the heavens, and may you prank the angels with your eternal laughs.