It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Jackson England, who was born on June 15, 2009, and died on September 9, 2024, in Guatemala, Holguín Province, Cuba. Jackson is survived by his loving spouse, Nathan Avetisov, whom he married in year six. He is also survived by his father, Reid Crowell, and his mother, Chase Larson.

Jackson was a devoted and caring father to his 10 children: Randy, Jackiette, Useless pile of shit, Peter, Lois, Chris, Megan, Jackson Jr, Bob, and Boob. He was also a proud grandfather to his two grandchildren.

Throughout his life, Jackson worked at Home Depot and retired in 9. He enjoyed hobbies such as masturbating and spending time with his family.

Unfortunately, Jackson's life was cut short by the unexpected cause of death: semen buildup. He will be deeply missed by all who knew and loved him.