With immense sorrow, we bid farewell to our beloved Jethro Cockroach, the legendary member of our office. He was a husband, father, brother, and, above all, our peculiar office pet. His charisma knew no bounds, and his presence in every corner of the room was irreplaceable.

Jethro was a symbol of resilience, speed, and resourcefulness—qualities that earned him admiration (and occasional fear) among the team. His unexpected departure has left a void that cannot be filled.

This loss will not go unavenged. Justice for Jethro will be relentless.

Rest in peace, Jethro, and may your many descendants carry on your legacy!