John Johnson, born on January 1, 1950, has passed away on April 14, 2023. His death came as a shock to everyone, except for his wife who had been asking him to see a doctor for the past 10 years.

John was known for his love for pizza and beer, which he enjoyed on a daily basis. His diet consisted of anything deep-fried or covered in cheese, which probably contributed to his passing at the young age of 73.

John was a fan of cars, and could often be found tinkering with his old rusted pickup truck in his front yard. Despite never being able to get it running, he loved to show it off to anyone who would listen.

John's hobbies included napping, complaining about the younger generation, and avoiding any form of exercise. He will be remembered for his knack for telling bad jokes and his questionable fashion sense.

John is survived by his wife, who will no longer have to worry about his terrible eating habits. In lieu of flowers, please send pizza and beer in John's memory.