Today we bid farewell to the one and only Jordan Adams, who finally succumbed to a lifelong addiction: dad jokes. Born on July 28, 1949, in Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela, Jordan was always armed with an arsenal of puns, one-liners, and enough wit to make even the grumpiest of souls crack a smile.

Jordan's legacy began at a young age when he discovered the power of a well-timed joke. From school hallways to family gatherings, he could turn any ordinary moment into a hysterical uproar. Legend has it that during the 1969 Caracas city parade, Jordan managed to make the entire crowd burst into laughter, causing a traffic jam that lasted for hours.

Aside from his comedic prowess, Jordan was an exceptional lover of puns. His pun collection was the envy of all his friends. We'd often find him cracking himself up over classics like "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough" or "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

Jordan was a self-proclaimed master prankster as well. He once invented a life-size inflatable version of himself, placed it in front of his office desk, and hid in the break room for hours just to see the reaction of his colleagues. The chaos that followed was epic, and the HR department is still scratching their heads.

When he wasn't causing mayhem with his humor, Jordan had a deep love for food. His favorite activity was trying new restaurants and sampling exotic dishes from around the world. He would always remind us with a little chuckle, "Life is too short to eat bad food, my friends!"

In recent years, Jordan took up gardening as a hobby, hoping to nurture a crop of endless laughter. Unfortunately, his last pun-spired creation, the "Haha Carrot," never quite developed the punchline he had hoped for.

We will forever cherish the memories of his incorrigible jokes, infectious laughter, and infectious dad dance moves. Jordan Adams, you may be gone, but you've left us with a lifetime supply of laughter and enough puns to keep generations entertained.

Rest in peace, dear friend, and may your spirit continue to bring joy and laughter to the heavens above. We hope they have a good sense of humor up there!