Here lies Justin Harris, who had the bizarre ability to burn water but still managed to whip up some mean microwave meals. Born on March 29, 1991, Justin spent his life in South Milwaukee, Wisconsin perfecting the art of accidentally breaking things while attempting DIY car repairs.

Justin leaves behind two children, April and Justice, who have inherited his talent for creating chaos in the kitchen. He always encouraged them to embrace their inner culinary disasters and never give up (even when the smoke alarm went off).

After graduating from Custard High School in 2009 (barely), Justin pursued his passions for both cooking and car maintenance. His signature dish was a casserole that could double as a tire sealant, and his car repairs were so innovative that even the professionals were left scratching their heads.

Despite his penchant for chaos and questionable cooking skills, Justin will be remembered for his infectious laughter, unwavering love for his children, and ability to turn even the most mundane tasks into an adventure. May his memory live on in the burnt dinners and DIY disasters of those who knew and loved him.