Here lies Kenny Braden, beloved son of Capri Blacksmith, who managed to survive his questionable decision-making skills for 51 years before finally meeting his end on July 17, 2025 in Nashville, Tennessee.

Kenny was known for his love of fishing, often spending hours on end trying to catch the biggest fish in the river. Despite his best efforts, he never did manage to reel in anything bigger than a minnow, but that didn't stop him from trying.

He leaves behind his adoring mother, Capri Blacksmith, and his one child, also named Capri Blacksmith (we're not entirely sure how that happened, but let's not dwell on it).

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you make a donation to your local fishing club in Kenny's memory. And if you happen to catch a big one, be sure to think of Kenny and his never-ending quest for the perfect catch.

Rest in peace, Kenny. May your fishing trips in the great beyond finally yield the big one you always dreamed of.