It is with great sadness and a little relief that we announce the passing of King Ender I, the extraordinary monarch with an unparalleled knack for mischief, ruling with a crooked smile and an even crookeder coronet. Born on... uh... 5/22/1190 BC In the Ender Kingdom. King Ender infused every corner of his reign with laughter, eccentricity, and a little bit of mass murder- just days before he departed from us.

He passed away on 09/28/2023. May his soul rest in peace...