Here lies Makira Serjanej, born on March 22, 2010, in Endicott, New York. She sadly passed away on November 30, 2024.

Makira was known for her dedication to the Diddy.com organization, where she spent countless hours helping out and making a difference in the world.

One of Makira's favorite hobbies was making out with Diddy, which always brought a smile to her face.

Unfortunately, Makira met her untimely demise due to the unexpected and tragic event of shiting too hard. Yes, you read that right - it seems even the most mundane activities can catch up to us in the end.

While Makira may no longer be with us, her memory will live on in the hearts of all those who were lucky enough to know her. Rest in peace, Makira - may you find eternal relief from your bowel troubles in the afterlife.