We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Michael Stoppiello, who passed away on October 5, 2024 in Hamilton, Ohio. He was born on September 16, 1977 to his loving parents Lou and Mary Stoppiello.

Michael was a man of many talents, but his true passion lay in his work on the side of the road. He could often be found helping motorists in need, or just standing around and looking busy.

In 2024, Michael married his beloved spouse Makayla and together they had two beautiful children, Sierra Young and Amber Young. Both girls attended Hamilton High School where their father's legacy lived on.

In his free time, Michael enjoyed hobbies such as getting his dick sucked and having sex with hippies. He truly lived life to the fullest, and his antics will be remembered fondly by all who knew him.

Unfortunately, Michael's life was cut short when he tragically choked on a dick. While we mourn his passing, let us also remember the joy and laughter he brought to those around him.

Rest in peace, Michael Stoppiello. Your memory will live on in the hearts of those who loved you.