Roman Roro  Johnston  obituary

Roman Roro Johnston Obituary

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

January 24, 2001 - July 20, 2023

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Roman Roro Johnston Obituary

Jan 24, 2001 - Jul 20, 2023

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A life with many choices

Roman Johnston

January 24, 2001 – July 20, 2023

It is with a mixture of sorrow and amusement that we announce the passing of Roman Johnston, a resident of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Roman was born on January 24, 2001, and tragically met his untimely demise on July 20, 2023.

Roman, lovingly referred to as "daddy" by his father Jerry, and Mongolia by his dear mother, had quite an eventful existence. Despite his rather questionable choices, he managed to graduate from Strathcona High School in 2020. Unfortunately, his pursuit of higher education was met with disappointment when he failed to make it in any other institution. Oh well, not everyone can be a rocket scientist.

While Roman may not have excelled academically, he did find his niche in the field of security. He spent his days diligently protecting people and their valuables. Though some might argue that he was better suited for a career in clowning, his commitment to keeping things safe should be recognized.

Alas, it was Roman's penchant for poor decision-making that ultimately led to his demise. In a moment of what can only be described as sheer stupidity, he tragically drowned in a hot tub. It appears his "stupid sex choices" played a significant role in this unfortunate incident. Oh, Roman, you truly lived life on the edge, even in the most ridiculous ways.

Despite his unique personality and questionable life choices, Roman did not leave behind any children. However, he did have Many Bitches. We can only imagine the fantastic sexual story they shared.

In memory of Roman Johnston, we invite you to join us in celebrating a life filled with laughter, questionable decision-making, and a remarkable ability to keep us all entertained. May he rest in peace, or at least continue to amuse the afterlife with his lively antics.

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