The passing of Tejas has left us all absolutely devastated fr. Bro was a bright child, but more importantly, he had an elite, generational love for food. While most people just eat, Tejas locked in and turned it into a lifestyle. His appetite was not normal… it was final boss level. The physique he built? The kind people grind years in the gym for, but Tejas achieved it simply by never skipping a meal.

Born in Noida and later shifting to Chandigarh due to some very lore-heavy unfortunate circumstances, Tejas truly began his training arc during the COVID-19 pandemic. While the rest of the world was doing home workouts and baking banana bread, Tejas discovered his true calling: consumption. During this legendary bulk, he gained an estimated 80 kg of mass. Scientists are still studying how bro managed to lock in that hard.

He later joined Strawberry Fields High School where his low cortisol, high aura, and mysterious main-character energy had people absolutely folding. Admirers spawned in daily. NPCs everywhere. But Tejas? Completely nonchalant. Bro stayed unbothered, unfazed, and locked in on the only thing that mattered: the next meal.

Unfortunately, the final chapter of the Tejas saga was… tragic. In what historians now call The Great Chocolate Incident, Tejas allegedly encountered something he believed to be chocolate. However, it was in fact not chocolate. This resulted in food poisoning. But being the sigma he was, Tejas reportedly brushed it off like it was nothing, because if there was one thing Tejas believed in, it was never letting food win.

Though he may be gone, his legacy remains eternal. Every buffet… every midnight snack… every fridge opened at 3 AM… that’s Tejas energy.

Fly high king. Next time please double-check the chocolate isn’t poopoo.