Obituary: Was Zxp1 (1950-2023)

It is with a heavy heart and a generous dose of disbelief that we announce the departure of the one and only Was Zxp1, who left the mortal realm on March 2, 2023. Born on January 1, 1950, in the mysterious village of Iraqn, in the ever enchanting region of Marrakesh-Safi, Morocco, Was Zxp1 graced this world with their presence for a baffling 73 years.

Throughout their time on Earth, Was Zxp1 managed to keep an aura of enigma around them. Reportedly, they possessed the ability to solve complex equations in their sleep, make themselves invisible to microwave ovens, and even communicate with pigeons (who knows what classified intelligence they gathered?). The mere mention of their name sent mathematicians and bird enthusiasts into a frenzy of curiosity.

While most people pondered the meaning of life and the universe, Was Zxp1 spent their days asking entirely different questions. Questions like, "Why are hot dogs sold in packs of ten while buns are sold in packs of eight?" or "What is the real purpose behind the creation of reality TV shows?". Not just a thinker but a true philosopher ahead of their time.

Though Was Zxp1 lived in the quiet village of Iraqn, they were far from leading an ordinary life. Renowned for their unconventional hobbies, they dedicated an astounding amount of time to perfecting strange activities. They had an unparalleled talent for juggling furniture, knitting scented doormats, and even played the kazoo like no other!

While we may never truly understand the depths of Was Zxp1's eccentricity, one thing is for certain—a unique personality has left a void in the world that can never be filled. They approached life with a zest that was both admirable and puzzling, and their passing leaves us pondering what other perplexing wonders we may never discover.

Was Zxp1 is survived by an enigmatic collection of friends, birds, and mathematical theorems. To honor their quirky and extraordinary existence, a celebration of life will be held in the town square of Iraqn. Guests are encouraged to wear mismatched socks, bring their oddest talents, and prepare to be puzzled.

In lighthearted memory of Was Zxp1, may they continue their extraordinary journey in the land of curious souls, embodying the enigma they were born to be.