Waylon “Freakbert” Lambert, born on September 28, 2004, in Freaky Town, passed away on December 4, 2024.

Freakbert had a fulfilling career working Blue Collar. He was dedicated to his job and took pride in drinking beer. Although he did not have any children of his own because he has amassed a total of ZERO bitches during his short lifetime. Waylon was a cherished member of his family and community. He will be remembered for his freaky talk, overtime hours, and being the worst player ever.

Freakbert, who will be deeply missed by all who knew him, sadly passed away just moments after clocking out of his 2 quadrillion hour shift. May he rest in peace.