Yvette Michelle Davis obituary

Yvette Michelle Davis Obituary

Waynesboro, Virginia, United States

October 19, 1992 - May 20, 2015

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Yvette Michelle Davis obituary

Yvette Michelle Davis Obituary

Oct 19, 1992 - May 20, 2015

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Satirical Obituary of Yvette Davis

Yvette Davis, born on October 19th, 1992, died on May 20th, 2015, and lived in Waynesboro, Virginia, has left us all wondering who she was and what she did with her life.

She graduated from Waynesboro High School in 2011, and then went on to the University of Virginia, where she majored in... well, we're not entirely sure what she majored in, but let's just assume it wasn't something that would have changed the world.

Yvette spent her working days at Martha Jefferson Hospital, but we're not sure what she did there either. Maybe she was a nurse, maybe she was a janitor. Who knows?

She married some dude named Dillan Kennedy in 2010, but they never had any kids. Good call on their part, if you ask us.

The cause of Yvette's death was a fatal accident. Details are scarce, but we'd like to imagine she was doing something heroic, like trying to save a bag of Cheetos from a burning building and got hit by a falling piano.

Yvette's surviving family members include her father, Marcus Davis, her mother, Tabatha Martin, and her husband, Dillan. They're all probably really sad or something, but again, who knows?

In lieu of flowers or donations to a charity, Yvette's family requests that you simply forget she ever existed. Seems like a fair request to us.

You can to the family or in memory of Yvette Davis.

Events

Funeral Details:
11:30am
June 22, 2015
Reynolds Hamrick Funeral Home , West Main Street , Waynesboro Virginia
Details: Active Pallbearers will be her close friends and family
Burial Details:
1:30 pm
June 23, 2023
Augusta Memorial Park, Goose Creek Road, Fishersville Virginia
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